Never say die. I've tried, and it doesn't actually make people die.

Fuck whoever did it. Catch them and sling them in jail to rot, we'll mourn the dead and then we'll go back to living our lives as we damn well feel like. So you can stick your "Britain is now burning with fear, terror and panic" up your collective arse, because we've been bombed by professionals and frankly you aren't all that.

The point about civilisation is that the barbarians are always at the gate, there's no need to dignify them with any more attention than is strictly necessary. The best response to any collection of fucknuts is to ignore them and not let anything change because of them. This applies as much to anyone who gets hysterical about these crimes as it does to the criminals.

I'll save the rant about perspective for another day.

I love going on holiday, but this fannying around at airports is fucking tedious.

Could be worse, I could be at work. Eh keefybabe?

This one's much more accurate.

The answers to that lyrics bollocks....

1. 36 Crazy Fists - Slit Wrist Theory

2. Tom Waits - Earth Died Screaming

3. Nailbomb - World Of Shit

4. Pitchshifter - Diable

5. White Zombie - Electric Head Pt.1

6. Roni Size - Who Told You?

7. Alabama 3 - Woke Up This Morning

8. Mastodon - March Of The Fire Ants.

9. Pixies - Monkey Gone To Heaven.

10. PJ Harvey - Shame.

Frankly, I'm amazed anyone got 1 and 8. I thought 3 was piss easy. Shows what I know.

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child may have gone astray from the Lord.

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

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My eyes....

The goggles do nothing....

Having stolen borrowed some lint-free cloths from work I spent a happy hour last night breaking out the gun oil and cleaning my sword. Although Ms Freak seems to childishly think that "polishing my sword" is cause for immature amusement, I can assure you that it is instead an act of deep spiritual happiness for me*. Anyone who wishes to disagree may choose their second and place of combat....

The weekend was extremely filling thanks to a trip to Amigo's Tapas restaurant and its never-ending party menu. I spent Sunday being happily bloated.

I think tonight brings NFL gheyness, if you read this djimm can you text/ring/email me to confirm?

* Mind you so is having a wank...

This weekend was a complete bust. I got in Friday and went to bed. I got up on Monday morning and went to work.

In between I barely got out of bed at all. Hopefully once this mutant cold germ, that's dropping people at work so fast that I'm now the whole of the ICT department, has fucked off I'll actually have enough energy to have a life...

Off to djimm's tonight for an evening of American football and beer.

All good....