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Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child may have gone astray from the Lord.

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

;)

Date: 2004-12-04 06:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] journeyintoday.livejournal.com
LOL. What if those apply to the parent?

Re: ;)

Date: 2004-12-04 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreadtemujin.livejournal.com
THEN BURN THEM.....

Date: 2004-12-04 07:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karma-who.livejournal.com
i need to be in my local haelth center.

Date: 2004-12-04 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreadtemujin.livejournal.com
And not before time.....

:p

Date: 2004-12-04 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karma-who.livejournal.com
oops - i meant "health" - i was so excited reading those RED FLAGS that are popping up in my life that i forgot how to spell. hide your purses and wallets!!

Date: 2004-12-04 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misspogeybait.livejournal.com
you'd better have a word with me mum!

Date: 2004-12-05 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] k-matic.livejournal.com
After having a good laugh at the above, I then became incredibly angry at the so-called "Religious Authorities" who are giving my quiet, personal faith a bad name by spouting such obvious bollocks. Has it not occurred to the Church that diluting Christianity, by bringing it so fucking low, is doing more damage to itself than the "Devil" ever could.
Not content with fucking up the world, bloody Americans are now having a damn good go at fucking up my faith too. (Of course, I should be turning the other cheek, but FFS!)

Date: 2004-12-05 12:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] k-matic.livejournal.com
I have to say though, "Woe is me" sticker = hilarious

Date: 2004-12-05 10:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] palacia.livejournal.com
eating count choccula makes you satanic?
probably the added ingredients.

A lost soul asks...

Date: 2004-12-06 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goodqueenmolly.livejournal.com
Yes, but What Would Cthulu Do?

Date: 2004-12-06 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mzbee.livejournal.com
This made me so angry I couldn't even think where to start!! i hate it when that happens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The main thing was:
Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
It wouldn't be so bad if they got their fucking facts straight in the first place!!!

And although it should be funny, it isn't cos some people actually read things like this and think it IS the truth and act on it.

I have a friend who's parents are in the 'Plymouth Brethren'. Talking to him is fascinating in a sick kind of way. His parents should be locked up in a mental institution. The things they did to him are tantamount to child abuse in today's modern society.... come to think of it, they would have been in any society in any period in history.

Bastards.

I think I could quite easily get the hang of their mentality though... let's give it a whirl:

"oh, oh, you must be someone who eats cats!! because you own a dog, and dogs don't like cats. Dogs are the hounds of satan, all of them. That means you're worshipping the devil. You eat cats because you want to look like you're against witches, but in fact that's a double bluff and the mere fact that you can look at a cat, means you are a dog, and dogs are the devil's spawn. In fact, all animals have been corrupted by the sight of fire, because fire is the devil's domain. Man created fire! Man created the Devil's home, you're all going to burn!! ..... Unless you say 3 hail mary's, shag you're neighbour's wife and steal money from the local shop in the name of God"

I know the hail mary's is wrong, but hey they don't give a shit so neither do I!! haha!!! HOORAY!

=)

Date: 2004-12-21 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bloodraven420.livejournal.com
ha! that is some funny stuff

mind that i added ya? add me back??

Re: =)

Date: 2005-01-25 10:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreadtemujin.livejournal.com
I did add you back, but never received the email for this comment...

Damn you LJ, damn you to hell!!!!

Date: 2005-01-02 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mintlaugh.livejournal.com
Let me take a wild guess here... this is the work of an American?
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